Favorite TGG Story

We run games in Houston often, and we have a superb mission about a Miro statue. Basically teams have to look at a colorful, artistic statue and come up with an art critique. We judge their statement and assign points as merited. Over the years, folks have contributed to this running critique of the sculpture. We as game runners can look at "stats" of each mission so we can see what answers each team gave, and the percentage of right answers. We read the running verbiage of outrageous answers to each other during the car ride back to Austin.
and here are my top 10 answers:

10) work of life balance.. strength and stability. death. family. bird house
9) humanities struggle against papercharts
8) the princesses soar above ordinary sculpture personage birds
7) spunky arty vomiting pyramid from bollock-land
6) over budget, late, no extra rent
5) sputnic landing on well equiped man
4) don't quit your day job, please!
3) symmetrically opposed but alligned perfectly with bellybutton
2) ax murdering giraffe on unicycle skiing
and my Number One choiced is..... (drumroll please):
1) Reversing the food chain: chicken on top

THINGS I'M OBSESSED WITH

My chickens, NPR, Heroes, my woodshop, journaling, yoga and Legos.

DREAM GAME ZONE

Legoland, CA, because of the infinite amount of miniature missions.

THINGS I TAKE ON EVERY GAME

Safety pins, thread, needle nose pliers, clorox, and a back up generator.